The Hands-On Approach

There are some interesting moments in this set of massage porn scenes, though mainly we're treated to mediocre XXX content.

Emphasis is on threesomes, i.e., quantity rather than quality. Cory Chase and Sheena Ryder play a horny lesbian married couple, all too eager to seduce their cute neighbor Katya Rodriguez in "The Daughter Next Door". I guess Katya gets the last laugh, as porn fans won't be surprised to see her once again squirting fountains of Evian on the two buxom ladies.

Title scene is filled to the brim with in-jokes as Casey Calvert stars and directs a scene about her directing a porn scene (how original!). At one point she yells "Eli" and has a brief conversation with off-screen co-director Bryn Pryor, better known by his porn name Eli Cross. Also featured is her frequent production assistant Dakota Rose protraying, you guessed it, her production assistant, plus cameraman Mo Reese, who is apparently shy as the camera (held by someone else, obviously, moves dramatically to and for away from his face to keep him anonymous.. And to solve my greatest recent porn mystery, we have Rhiannon Anatomik playing the makeup lady -she's half of the specialty porn production team "Anatomik Media" along with a guy named Dana Anatomik - they have been making dozens of scenes for producer Bree Mills in recent years and now I know what "Anatomik Media" stands for.

Beyond the jokes, actual scene of Kira Noir and petite Mackenzie Moss having interracial sex as "step-cousins" is boring, even with the gimmick of Casey directing them, holding the camera and joining in for a sexual 3-way simultaneously.

Remaining vignette "Rival Interns" is truly shoddy. The office set consists of a couple of tables and chairs from Goodwill to represent work stations and completly blank walls as the "office". Sovereign Syre, unattractively styled, plays the mean and hissable boss, who pits two young interns Jade Nile and busty/bushy Karlee Grey against each other, who must compete sexually to see who will earn the job of her personal assistant.

In-joke time has a dreadfully poor taste joke, namely Sovereign firing her current off-screen p.a. For being in Haiti, stuck there due to the earthquake, what she considers a dereliction of duty to her, Syre. Like much of Bree Mills scenes, the sarcasm is laid on with a trowel, leading to a "funny" ending of her giving both gals the job, but only at half pay each. Thanks a bunch.