Tables and Ladders and Chairs, Oh My!

Commissioner Mick Foley: I've got to admit, Shane, I'm somewhat touched by you trying to bring the family in together. The only thing I compare it to is when Michael and Hope Steadman were having marital problems, but they put that aside to help out Elliot because they knew that Nancy was stricken...

Kurt Angle: With ovarian cancer. I saw that one.

Commissioner Mick Foley: Ovarian cancer, indeed she was. But, Shane, what I'm trying to say is I agree with you. Triple H and Kurt Angle should be joining forces to take on the Rock. And because I am your commission here, I am going to grant your wish right here in Providence, Rhode Island!

[the crowd cheers]

Commissioner Mick Foley: Yeah! When your two boys, Olympic champion Kurt Angle, former WWF champion Triple H, take on...

[Hunter sticks his finger in his face]

Commissioner Mick Foley: Take on the Dudley Boyz...

[the crowd cheers]

Commissioner Mick Foley: ...and their tag-team partner, the Rock!

Shane McMahon: Come on, Mick! That's not fair! You got three on two. The Dudleys and the Rock versus Triple H and Kurt Angle? That's not fair.

Commissioner Mick Foley: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm about to get there, Shane-O. You see, I understand Triple H and Kurt need a third partner, and there's only one man strong enough to keep that team together. That man... is you, Shane. Oh, yeah. There's going to be a six-man tag, and just to ensure that I don't ever have to listen to a boring "Oh, you left me, no you left me" promo again, I'm adding this very simple stipulation. If either Triple H or Kurt Angle walks out on this match, then that person automatically loses their #1 contender slot for SummerSlam. Think about that, and have a nice day!