Apparently overworked, though inexplicably gamely employed by Penthouse, Cash Markman/Mark Cushman put little effort into this forgotten clunker, and it shows. His favorite actor (or maybe second only to Frank Bukkwyd) Slick Rhodes dominates the sex show as a TV sports commentator.
Slick has donned a bad rug to give a bad impression of the late Howard Cosell, giving us poor introductions and even dumber play-by-sex-play for the five XXX vignettes that comprise this baby. Cash dutifully gives an equal sportscaster screen credit to one "Luther King" but he's not on screen, presumably just a voice-over announcer during an unseen football game. Made in 2009, even the ubiquitous TV set used here is an old, old looking one, not the LCD specials already in common use by then.
The lame segments, with lamer brief set-ups of dialog, are: Rocco Reed seduced by the great Euro star Aletta Ocean, cuckolding her boxer husband; Johnny Castle in the squared circle humping blonde Jessica Lynn while her wrestler husband is on the road; Angelina Sage shooting hoops with Randy Spears and f*cking him while her basketballer husband Willis (a joke on Knicks star of yore Willis Reed??) is absent; Bill Bailey watching busty Rachel Roxxx's hubby play football on TV, when all she wants to do is hump him; and finally a horrible country-fried scene of Tommy Gunn acting stupid with cowboy hat as he f*cks a race car driver's wife poorly played by Brynn Tyler in her cowboy boots.
Mechanical sex at its most "in need of oiling" crumminess.
