The Boy with the Sun in His Eyes

I was told there would be comedy. If there was, they kept it well hidden. Filmed with a video camera from the dollar store, this is like one of those horrible pornos with too much plot, with "Solange" as the "in front of my salad?" girl.

To be fair, our lead actor, Tim Swain, really should be a porn star, and could actually cut it as a Hollywood leading man. He's got all the best qualities of Scott Evans and that brother of his, Chris, plus a special spice all his own. But the B Plot (using the term "plot" generously) is like the "Solange" character -- pretending it's a LOT more interesting than it is.

Zero thrill, suspense and actually negative humor. And, if you can sit through the musical numbers? Buddy, you've got more willpower than I do. But, if someone switches things up and makes an Actor's Cut, just featuring Tim Swain being a sexual tidal wave before he even takes a stitch of clothing off? That I would give 10/10.