Max Rules

Atrocious acting, wonky editing, a plot that forgot to take its Ritalin and a limited, repetitive soundtrack whose main theme almost plagiarizes the pirates of the Caribbean theme put this movie below bottom of the bargain bin standards.

Though in fairness, it saddens me to see that the spoonful of mashed potatoes wasn't nominated in the 2004 Oscars, i know it's hard to make a spoon of lumpy potatoes cry, but hey, there's a feminine side to all of us. :(