The Misadventures of James Spawn

This thing isn't a movie, it's a video game implemented in the DVD player's menu system. The player makes a series of 4-way choices. Almost all of them lead to a clip of the hero being threatened or insulted, and then back to the beginning of the maze. The persistent player will eventually find paths to four PG-rated scenes where the hero makes out, if you can call it that, with one of the four models.

Each menu choice results in a clip of what is supposed to be a slapstick humorous situation with the hero. The clip ends with either the return to the beginning, or another four-way choice. The return and the four-way choices take several seconds to cycle through the DVD player, and the result is very tedious game play. The production values are poor, shot with a hand held camcorder.

The film clips include a few seconds of the always beautiful and seductive Lorissa McComas doing her trademark "I'm horny" character but no nudity or sex. Rebecca Ferratti looks better than she did in _Hard Vice_ but that's not saying much. Jenna Bodnar isn't particularly attractive, and Tatiana Tiele never gets to show off.

This production appears to be a film school or multimedia class project. It is a total waste of time, do not rent it. Ms. MCComas and Ferratti would do well to omit it from their C.V.s and their fans will be very disappointed.