Superboobs

I like most of Stuart Canterbury's work -he's a mainstream porn director pretty much taken for granted over a lengthy career devoted to narrative rather than gonzo features. But this one is unnecessarily condescending and low-brow.

Setting the tone is Buck Adams' relentlessly sleazy role -cast as a real estate agent who literally delights in manipulating his customers. Opening scene has him seducing (quite unconvincingly) zoftig client Rebecca Wild, selling her a home at an inflated price and even glibly talking her into having sex with him by its pool. Her fabulous tits live up to the title.

But "Superboobs" is actually the name of a strip club, where Buck takes his boss at the real estate agency Tony Tedeschi to celebrate the home sale. Danyel Cheeks and Domonique Simone do a striptease together that leads into live sex on stage, providing the viewer with a massive helping of big, fake mammaries.

But the movie's tone takes on a nasty and extremely obvious misogynistic aspect, at war with the script's underlying sentimentality. Asia Carrera works for Tony, but must suffer through extreme sexual harassment on the job from Buck of a verbal nature. She has a crush on her boss, and we're treated to her erotic dream of humping him. But Buck makes fun of her, particularly commenting how Tony is a big boobs man and would never settle for Asia.

In a very sympathetic, underplayed performance (way too good for this movie, but she's a trouper), Asia is here before breast enlargement, but eminently beautiful for the fans, and hardly deserving of such disparagement. When she reveals her crush on Tony, and must suffer slings & arrows from Buck belittling her, suddenly by magic she's transformed into Lynden Johnson, she of the huge breasts, and humps Tony.

Afterward she's instantly back to normal, and the movie resolves a soggy subplot involving homeless man Joey Silvera, who Asia has befriended. His tag line to her: "May all your dreams come true" is repeated, but addressed to the viewer directly in a failed attempt at uplift.