S.A.S. à San Salvador

Well, I found this (f)artwork on VHS for 50 cents... Even that's too much for this piece of crap. It has the same kind of stupid plot and acting as you might see in some porn films between the sex acts, but this film has not even soft-core sex acts, just the bad plot and actors. The so called "hero", a stereotypical slick-looking agent guy meets many, many girls on his way. Every time we see a new chick, you can be sure she's gonna show at least her boobs after a while... There are also "car chases" in this spectacular feature film, but where's the speed? You could easily pass those cars driving a bike. The scene where our hero is going to make a "surprise" attack to the bad guy's house, is totally ridiculous with the agent walking very, very slowly towards the house and don't even try to be hiding himself anywhere...

1/10 - and that 1 is for the tits!