A... come assassino

Someone has just killed Labour MP John Prescott! His family head off to his villa in Italy I mean Yorkshire in order to hear the reading of the will. During a particularly harsh dressing down of everyone present, a recording of John states that all y'all gots to stay in the villa for a month, and only three of the seven present can attend the notary for a dishing out of the dollars, yo.

His family include sister Marta (dour), Nephew Julian (has a learning disability, but is constantly referred to as an idiot), Niece Angela (bitch), her lover Armando (douchebag), Nephew George (cuckold), his wife Adriana (slut), her lover Giacomo (kind of stretching himself sinister plot wise).

There's also a policeman who kind of thinks it would be wise to hang around this villa seeing as how all the suspects aren't allowed to leave, but he's really sarcastic and kind of thinks things will kind of work themselves out, which I guess they do in the end.

Everybody is scheming against everyone else here and it soon becomes clear that its not too important who killed John 'Two Jags' Prescott but who is going to be left standing by the time the film ends. It's not too bad that way (the film drags a bit when folks are giving their version of what happened at a certain time, but picks up when folks start murdering each other).

It's also funny when people say 'John Prescott' as in "We are all evil, it is the legacy of John Prescott" but this make no sense to someone not from the UK ten years ago.