La mia parola contro la sua

I've never reviewed a movie before but, if I can spare anyone else from wasting their time, my work here is done, as they say.

This movie just came on automatically after another I was streaming on finished. I don't think even Lifetime would've aired it. And I won't be finishing it.

Looked up the movie title to see who was responsible for the writing and directing, Fred Olen Ray, then I checked out his bio.

"His early career was filled with low-budget horror and science-fiction films, but the market eventually dried up and he switched to producing softcore "T&A" videos of the type shown late at night on Showtime and Cinemax. His films rarely cost more than $500,000..."

That explains A LOT.

The bio included this quote of his re low-budget filmmaking: "Making movies is never really been that much fun. The two best days of making a movie is the day you get the financing and the wrap party. And everything between is a pain in the (expletives deleted). You always have to compromise. You can't do exactly what you want to do."

And that explains the rest.