First Dates

William Disley aka DiSanto must have shot a thousand porn scenes by now and is definitely in a rut. I have liked his work back in Britain for British companies, but this new Private release is way below standard.

The talent is British, the gals are pretty and the studs from Blighty all have big dicks, with Sensi showing up for some of that trendy IR content. But everything is strictly mechanical and not a moment is memorable -might as well be generic gonzo crap. If this is to represent state-of-the-art Brit porn, then the genre's recent mainstream prominence will prove to be a fleeting moment in Adult history, and the isle will soon be back as a backwater suitable for strictly local exercises by the likes of Omar, Viv and Ben Dover once again.

Stella Cox taking on Sensi's BBD is certainly the highlight for me, but she is capable of real performances and acting so who needs this. Least-famous thesp Lucia Love receives a cream pie in the video's only variation from norm. Private's output has gone drastically down hill of late, and it seems to be dragging talented Brit helmers down with the ship. But to quote the great Sam Peckinpah's self- assessment of his role as a director: "I'm like a whore: I go where I'm kicked".