True MILF

For me the MILF phenomenon in porn (soft division) began with Shannon Elizabeth as the young-young older woman in "American Pie", that influential mainstream comedy hit. Hardcore porn caught up with hundreds, nay thousands of videos a decade ago, and for rack jobbers the MILF category still exists in our virtual Cloud Video Store.

But this hackwork from a cameraman turned gonzo purveyor "Carlos Dee" (credited here as Los Dee, I guess the abbreviation trying to be hip like rappers named 'Dre) is fairly embarrassing. Five actresses have been rounded up, one of them a young ringer (Carmen Valentina) aged 27, and they hump guys, none of them youngsters. What makes the all-sex junker annoying is that lengthy excerpts from the BTS interview short subject are converted to black & white and inserted in the main feature to bore the viewer to death with the actresses' obvious b.s.

The sex is routine, going through standard positions and without any even token attempt at emotional connection between the players. Only novelty is that Valentina does a threesome, stressing her first BBG -the acronym typical of porn's recent lapse into routine yawnsville status.

Rayveness is my favorite of the four, and her seeming outspokenness for the occasion belies the fact that she is a Lesbian Cinema icon -you'd never know it from her self-serving "straighter than straight" patter aimed at the target audience. All the stars (I am unfamiliar with Carmen's work, which she sheepishly acknowledges when mentioning her 5 years in the business but not well-known status) can be seen in numerous storyline features elsewhere to better advantage.

Final segment has the biggest name, Veronica Avluv, whose hair looks fabulous but her face is distorted, seemingly having had some work done. Again, I would rather see her looking fresh and natural in one of her real assignments, rather than earning a paycheck in this slick but empty trash. Unlucky me, I'll be watching the same label's "True MILF 2" anon.