This is no parody, merely a crass attempt to bestow poor-quality porn on a gullible Adult Cinema audience. With a useless 2nd DVD in the set to extort a higher price point than competing product, "Spermaid" is a pointless set of 4 sex scenes stealing the publicity from Disney's enduring hit.
Wearing an awful red wig (that she constantly keeps pushing away so you can see her blow job technique unobstructed), Riley Reid has one of her poorest assisgnments in the title role, a mermaid who saves Ryan Driller from drowning. He is then rewarded with a blow job and some idiotic (and difficult to hear in this technically deficient enterprise) voice-over narration fills in the asisnine premise that sperm will cause the mermaid to become human.
That transformation doesn't happen until the finale, when she returns and suddenly (just a jump-cut) loses her fins and is surprised to see she has legs, after Ryan carries her into his home and humps her. She also suddenly has an exceedingly hairy bush, unexplained but something for fetish fans.
Rest of the desultory feature is arbitrary sex scenes to fill out a nearly 2-hour running time (when a 2-DVD set usually offers 3 or 4 hours of porn for the public). Tommy Pistol is tiresome as usual as Ryan's buddy, who gets to hump an evil character Summer Brielle who supposedly shows up to get even with Reid but that plot thread is immediately dropped. Purely extraneous sex scene (no attempt is made to tie in the players to the rest of the show) has tattoo man Derrick Pierce humping Brooklyn Chase, while an idiotic scene has a subdued (call it a walk- through) Evan Stone suddenly appearing as the Spermaid's dad, conveniently humping Ryan's jilted girlfriend Courtney Taylor after Ryan announces he only has eyes for Reid.
Only subliminal value to this worthless movie is the casting of huge titted actresses (Brielle, Taylor and more naturally Chase) to complement flat-chested superstar Reid. Otherwise, it's a non-starter, nearly as crappy as "Hairy Twatter" from this same distributor DreamZone.
