I know that searching for Christmas coziness is a nearly futile pursuit, and has been for awhile, but seriously-does EVERYTHING need to be geared toward the TikTok/ <20s community??
Nasal, generic female singer proffers auto-tuned pop songs, while snarky young Scottish actresses who sound gleaned from trashy soaps charmlessly voice Santa's reindeer who are all bullying a single outlier (YAWN).
And Gerard Butler--really? He has ONE setting! Gruff-but-jolly Scotsman, and he is NOT a singer. He isn't really an actor, either, but no one loves Butler as much as he loves himself-can he look at a camera lens without that smug "yes. I AM Heathcliff, and my ponytail and jack boots are here to whisk all of you Shirley Valentines away to the wild heather'ed Moors" Recall the days, about 30 years ago when the rags were plastered with the tousled-hair-to-the-collar guys? When women actually swooned over the icky greaseball commonly known as Vigo Mortensen? Or how about the wan twig who's now aged into Gramps Munster, Orlando Bloom, or the sentient whiskey bottle who portrayed Lady Chatterley's Lover, Sean Bean? Hugh Jackman's barely-concealed cheesiness was at its peak when he stole the widdle tweedy heart of cutesy-wootsy Meg-my-sleeves-cover-my-hands-because-I'm-so-little-and-New-York-awkward/adorable Ryan in his 18th-century dickie and frock coat (and jack boots-don't forget the JACK BOOTS!). Oh, and he also portrayed Van Helsing, a fictional vampire hunter. With one of the English Kates.
Yeah. You even got a bit dewy over the crashing bore of a drunken boar Russel Crowe, didn't ya! Well, Gerard Butler was working that blue-collar brogue hoping to plant his smirk on your heart somewhere amongst the rakish cads....
..and what he'll be remembered for is a Scottish Viking riding a cartoon dragon. He just isn't that interesting. More interesting than I, admittedly, but so are many people.
The artwork is folksy and warm, but it's ruined by digital cut-out movement that only serves to make it look like a literal cut & paste job, and the authors' pilfering of better material trying to blend a nursery rhyme and a fantasy tale just isn't that clever. Nope.
