Ribspreader

What can I say about this film? It's bad.. and not in a "so bad, it's good" type of way. From the incoherent plot, the awful, amateurish acting and the directing (or lack thereof) make this easily one of the worst films I've had the (dis)pleasure to ever watch.

Some seem to liken it to Peter Jackson's earlier works, like Bad Taste or Brain Dead. But this trainwreck makes his early works seem like masterpieces in comparison.

Trust me, if you value your time on this planet, do not waste one second of it by watching this movie. Instead I actually would recommend watching a test pattern over this trash.

How this got funding, or the OK to make it, is beyond me.