Finders Keepers: The Root of All Evil

This flick is exceptional for one thing: At the end of the introductory credits, I'm already bored, and ready to give up. The scene is so déjà vu, the dialogue so poor (written with a grand total of 10 different words of unimaginative swearing), cliché, repetitive, the picture so amateurish... all that wrapped between a quote from some Timothy guy and a long shot of a... cartridge (uh?)

Yet, considering the attempts at being stylish, I keep going, even though these attempts failed so far. It doesn't get better. One of the worst flaws is the picture itself: I suspect that the thing was filmed with a cellphone, judging by the image quality. A cellphone that somebody kept calling during the shots, which would explain why it is constantly vibrating.

Anyway, I do give up after 25 minutes of vacuity and crap, leaving me unable to divulge if the plot finally becomes interesting, but pretty confident in my prevision that it doesn't.