Poser

...Don't. Be. Boring. "Poser" violates this precept far more often than not, and at times for far too long. Clocking in at nearly 1.5 hours, this paperthin story could have been told in about 20 minutes. I won't fault the production values; this is a very professional piece of work. But it's boring, and I hate saying that because I really wanted it not to be. It's boring and dull; we've seen these characters (such as they are) and their angsty antics many times before. The two leads, relative unknowns, are pretty enough and evince the chops needed to be in front of a camera, but the script (as is nearly always the case in efforts like this) fails to give them anything of interest to do, and as a result the audience doesn't really care what happens to them. They're just dolls being moved around to satisfy a threadbare plot.

If this is a film for twenty-somethings, well, they've been shortchanged again.