'Breastford Wives' doesn't waste any time as boobs are given to you right away. The opening quickly establishes the 'Stepford Wives' setup and the first sex scene between couple (Glori-Anne Gilbert, Frankie Cullen). Then omg it's the same house from 'Lust Connection'. Jim Wynorski has the cheapo formula down pat, but the nudity is high here and the vibe pleasantly light.
The guy (Cullen) meets Friday in a black dress that really highlights her boobs and then they have sex. He returns home to smash Taylor Wane in his gym. Glori-Anne, Barbie Bennett, Sara Maglaughlin three-way in a bathtub. Glori-Anne strips then sex. Cullen investigates a noise in the middle of the night only to be warned by the daughter (Monique Parent) of the previous owners about what is going on and then has sex with her supplying a laugh. He bangs docs assistant Monica Sweetheart, suckered into sex with Sara. Back home his wife gets frisky with Taylor & Barbie in the hot tub.
There used to be a time when T&A flicks made an attempt at a plot, but that's truly an afterthought with 'Breastford Wives'. A few sprinkles of dialog move things along, but the most important factor - the ladies - are a good bunch filmed right. It's still Wynorski's wheelhouse - cheap, quick (79 mins), magical wine - with the requisite bad acting, poor music, but it's slightly better than other very similar titles from him.
