[Clarisse walks into the bathroom and finds Patty in the tub, shaving her legs]
Clarisse Bijou: Slowly, put the razor down. Everything's going to be just fine. I'll pay for your cooking lessons, and before you know it, you'll be baking real cakes!
Patty James: You're fucking hilarious. Don't you know how to knock?
Clarisse Bijou: [imitating baby talk] But I'm special. And besides, you know you left that door open on purpose.
Patty James: Uh-huh.
Clarisse Bijou: Well, are you just gonna sit there, or do I need to show you how to shave your legs too?
