Eve's Beach Fantasy

My God. I own some pretty bad movies, but this may take it. I ordered one of my many Troma movies one day and I was offered this one for free, so naturally I accepted it. I can see why they were giving it away. There is a poor, poor plot, if that's what they call it, where Eve(April Adams) takes care of her Uncle's house for a few days. She meets her neighbors, who are sex fiends, and a photographer who thinks she is beautiful (which she is not). The acting was as lugubrious as I've ever seen and I hope I never see her in a movie again. This goes to show, if it looks like a porn, and sounds like a porn, you better damn well hope it is, because this was not.