Noah's Animals

Lion: What are you animals doing on *my* hill?

Elephant: This is the only green spot left... or was.

Crocodile: Was is right! What happened here, anyway?

Lioness: Noah came here a few weeks ago and cut down all the trees!

Lion: Said he was sorry, but he had to build a big boat!

Elephantess: A boat? What would would he want with a boat?

Elephant: *That's* ridiculous! There's no deep water for maybe a thousand miles!

Lion: That's right! But he went ahead and he built one anyway.

Lioness: If you don't believe us, look for yourselves!