Chilly Willy

. . . actually impossible for a Real Life penguin to feel cold. Because the so-called "Tuxedo Bird" boasts a core temperature only a couple of degrees above Absolute Zero, they're liable to flash-freeze anything that they touch--except, that is, for other penguins. Many ice bergs have been born when careless polar bears succeed in biting one of the marching birds on ocean overlooks. Such a loser bruin immediately becomes ice cubed to the nth power, accumulating sufficient ice to sink the Titanic all over again. So next time you see a penguin exhibit at your local zoo, remember that they are interesting to look at, but deadly to touch.