If listening to inane dialogue is your thing, here's "Hard Bodies", one of the duller VHS porn features out there. It concerns a new gym, where folks go in search of pick-ups and sex.
There really is no story, and the acting is thoroughly incompetent, especially by the guys. Star Johnny Ace has a big dick, and that's about it for him.
Nina DePonca has the lead role, a nothing assignment. Jade East plays an aerobics instructor who feels sorry for Johnny as he gets tired out at her class, and so works on his dick.
Busty blonde Heather Torrance is diverting in a couple of mechanical sex scenes, but she displays dirty feet, traditionally a sure sign of a cheap, lousy porn video. One actor involved in a 3-way doesn't even get a screen credit.
