Kinky Couples 2

Coinciding with the success of Reality TV (largely a British import itself), this Porno Static offering is Reality Porn, purporting to show us real couples interviewed and then having sex. Limitations of that format are obvious, but there's some prurient stimulation to be had.

My chief interest was voluptuous and personable Josaphine James, a non- star but veteran of British porn who appeals to me a great deal. She's featured with an old coot (who at least has the requisite big dick) named John, but looking later in IMDb when I had discovered her other stage name of Jo Hadfield, he may have in fact been the "Jon Hadfield" she co-starred with back in 2000 in a loop named "Flex".

At any rate, her huge breasts are a treat, and here she indulges in anal sex and ATM.

Several of the other couples are admittedly phony, as in the interview segments they mention they'd just met. So by definition two people having sex is a couple, even if their tryst is actually their first meeting -so much for truth in (misleading) advertising.

Cyprus Isles and Tina Marie are lookers in the rest of the lineup, this British Tina Marie having zero similarity to the U.S. exotic porn star of some 30 years back. You can't copyright a name, so I wonder why no British humper of the plumper persuasion has been named Adele so far?

Oh well, in an industry where names like Melissa Mounds or Miss Twin Towers are more the rule, I guess my approach is too quaint.