Ryan's World the Movie: Titan Universe Adventure

I watched Ryan's World Movie, and let me tell you, it made The Emoji Movie look like an Oscar contender. If you thought watching a kid open toys for hours on YouTube was rough, buckle up! This movie is like being trapped in a commercial for 90 minutes... but without the cool part where the commercial ends.

First off, the plot is thinner than a wet paper towel. Ryan and his animated pals go on some sort of adventure that's supposed to be exciting, but it's more like watching someone try to explain taxes to a toddler. The characters spend more time unboxing random things than actually doing anything interesting. It's like Transformers but with less action, and somehow, less heart (if that's even possible).

Speaking of heart, I felt like I lost mine about 30 minutes in. Remember Cats? At least that had the decency to be creepy enough to keep me awake. Here, I felt my brain slowly turning to jelly as I questioned every life choice that led me to this moment. Where was the suspense? Where was the tension? Heck, where was a joke that landed?

I could've rewatched The Room for the thousandth time and had a more meaningful experience. At least Tommy Wiseau's disasterpiece has so-bad-it's-good charm. This? This is like if you watched paint dry but instead of paint, it was toy slime, and instead of drying, it just stuck to your soul.

In summary, save your money and your sanity. Watching Ryan's World Movie is like having a never-ending toy unboxing shoved down your throat - and not even the good kind.

All I am saying I would of had a Rydinh and friends movie also this came out before the gumball movie I hope that THE AMAZING WORLD of gumball movie doesn't turn out like this garbage fire.