A Nice Gesture

All three of these Nuru Massage vignettes were directed by Joanna Angel, resulting in a new look to the footage, but same old tired cliches of a porn genre that's lost its "oomph".

Longest intro (before the XXX gets cooking) is accorded a ho-hum scene starring Hime Marie and Kyle Mason. They portray competing masseuse and masseur at a salon who both claim to be the best at their job, with satisfied customers as a barometer of who's right. They argue about this, with HIme pointing to her on-line perfect feedback history as proof. She challenges Kyle to let her massage him with her new technique (Nuru using that gooey Japanese gel) and if he's not satisfied he can file a less than 5-star response, spoiling her perfect rating. He agrees, but ends up utterly won over sexually.

The other two scenes are blah: Aiden Ashley resisting at first but giving in to her sister's boyfriend who wants the full (XXX) treatment, and Vanna Bardot faced with sexual blackmail by corrupt city councilman Quinton James who threatens to shut down her massage parlor if she doesn't give him a happy ending as a freebie.