Ace Ventura Jr.

[first lines]

Mike J: [still hearing the knocking on his front door] I don't think they're going to give up, Film Brain.

Film Brain: Symbolism!

Mike J: [gets up to answer the door] OK, OK, I'm coming.

[looks through the peephole to see it's "The Nostalgia Critic" and opens the door for "him"]

Mike J: Nostalgia Critic! It's really you! Nice to meet you. Well, you've certainly got bigger boobs than I was expecting. Why don't you come in? I'm doing a review. Come on, come in, come in.

["The Nostalgia Critic" enters and the two enter the living room]

Mike J: Right then, how about a drink? Um, OK, um, do you want to sit down?

[shoves the Film Brain puppet off the sofa]

Mike J: Fuck off, you!

[sits "The Nostalgia Critic" down on the sofa]

Mike J: There you are.

[sits down next to "The Nostalgia Critic"]

Mike J: So Nostalgia Critic, do you want to help me review Ace Ventura Jr.?

["The Nostalgia Critic" doesn't say anything as Mike looks at the camera]

Mike J: I'll take that as a yes.