Thiruchitrambalam

Shobana: Hey! Just because one girl rejected you, you should not lose hope.

Thiruchitrambalam aka Pazham: I didn't mean it that way. It's a huge process. Get the girl's number and wait to see who texts first. Even if she texts first we pretend to be busy. And reply to the text after a while. We wait until the girl comes online on WhatsApp. Once she's online we go offline. Then feel sorry about ourselves as it's only you calling her. And when the phone rings, we get excited to attend to find it's a telemarketing call! Then torment ourselves wondering if her signals meant friendship or relationship. Then pine on the doubt if she feels the same about us. And finally, when we go and propose to a girl. We wouldn't know if she's going to say yes or not. Just the thought of it wants me to rip my head off. Pazham, arranged marriage is the best option.

Shobana: So, boys have to do so much to get a girl?

Thiruchitrambalam aka Pazham: Yes.

Shobana: We girls have only to choose. The boys do the rest.