Strap-on Stories

DVD title suggests gonzo, but Stills & Mills instead deliver a trio of convincing, lengthy vignettes built around the implicit domination element of strap-on dildos for lesbian sex action.

Kali Roses, who has her name in cursive script tattooed on her thighs, gets in bed wearing a strap-on with her standoffish stepsister Uma Jolie, and soon seduces her for some crypto-incest action. In usual Stills/Mills fashion, the scene is extremely low on credibility, but executed by the two beauties with verve and high spirits.

Far more aggressive is a three-way scene starring Maddy O'Reilly as a lesbian who cruises women almost like a male Pick-Up Artist in the manner of that James Toback/Robert Downey Jr. film. Lovers Angela White and Karlee Grey compare notes and discover that both of them have been harassed by Maddy, so they get their revenge on her (including several d.p.'s) by inviting her over and plugging her with strap-ons.

Finale is more whimsical, as Penny Pax receives a birthday present from fellow redhead Violet Monroe in the form of both Aaliyah Love and Melissa Moore, resulting in a group sex free-for-all involving three, count 'em, three strap-ons. Just enough to go from mere d.p.'s to airtight sex, a rarity in Sapphic cinema.