Pat' Patrouille - La grande course

Kids who love Paw Patrol will no doubt love this film. My lad can take it or leave it with Paw Patrol but I took him to the cinema to see this film as I knew it was short and used it for his debut cinema trip. Safe to say he loved it.

As a parent, you have to waste minutes of your life where you can literally feel yourself edging closer to death watching kids TV shows. A sacrifice we make just to stop the little monsters from either moaning like a toilet dwelling Murtle or wrecking the house like some sort of midget Godzilla. Paw Patrol is in my opinion one of the less tedious shows. That said, this movie sucked the life out me like a fellatio giving Dementor. It was dreadful.

As stated above my kid loved it. Now this may in part be down to the whole new experience of going to the cinema or he genuinely enjoyed it. Either way, it will hold a place in my heart for being the first time I took my boy to the cinema and for that reason alone I gave it a 3. 3 is also roughly the amount of minutes you last before desperately wishing for some sort of emergency to occur and give you a reason to leave.