Die Hochzeit

If you are not a fan of Til Schweiger and his insistance on making an "actress" out of his daughter ... well I don't think you'll find a lot to like here. What is quite the achievement though: this is able to underperform the first outing - I unfortunately remember that quite well too.

There is almost zero fun in this - unless you have lowered your expectations to a level that they do not exist actually ... we have jokes here that will make you cringe for different reasons. Some because you are or feel woke, some because the movie thinks it is clever by going woke. Playing both sides kind of. Making jokes about gender and marriage cliches - while also trying to put some family drama in there.

Now if there was any actual acting going on ... ok that is too mean. There are some people in this who can actually act. Not that they get too many chances to prove that - script and all that.

But let's circle back to my summary line. Because this is the final nail on the coffin - no pun intended. Because you Shirley are not thinking about marrying this one! Actually you are more likely to shake and hit this like one of the characters is doing with Melons. Something you will hear about in the movie - a scene supposedly being dramatic and romantic, that completely fails on every possible level. Unless you have given up and can laugh about how ridiculous this is ... well I guess from that standpoint ... maybe it is a masterpiece after all ... Just kidding. But go in this on your own peril ... you've been warned.