Cum on My Feet Please!

The final of a dozen segments of director Frank Thring's foot-fetish exercise has Liliane Tiger briefly giving her soccer-crazed guy a blow-job, but otherwise it's strictly pedal to the metal time. I dug the concise nature of the sex scenes, abetted by the fact that there's no intercourse/penetration whatsoever (beyond a few oral seconds by La Tiger).

Shot in Spain and Hungary with a cast of Euro lovelies, the most disconcerting thing here is old Thring (age 55) throwing himself into the action in several vignettes. No secretive casting couch for him -he gets to interact sexually with the gals in front of the cameras. Most amusing is Frank passing out drunk by the roadside, brought back to consciousness by the blessed pain of star Cory Everson's stiletto heel on his chest in a shot that would do exploitation king Ted Mikels proud. Frank wakes up and does some serious boot worshiping for the fans.

Two of the segments feature threesomes, letting the Euro girls team up with four feet on one dick (plus balls' massage). The feature is done pantomime style, except for a few words of English in a couple of scenes. One fake aspect of this genre is on display -with only a couple of exceptions the guys deliver money shots by jerking themselves off; a purist would demand of these performers a hands-free policy in which the toes and feet produce the ejaculations. This reinforces a rather obvious failing in porn that serious viewers (addicts?) would have noticed: generally even when a girl is stroking the guy the man takes over at the last minute to jerk himself off for a money shot, no doubt due to endless practice masturbating over the years that has desensitized the dick to even a gorgeous woman's touch. Or maybe porno guys don't like women -just pay to play?