Splatter Rampage Wrestling is essentially a "Best Of" the WRC Wrestling Federation. The issue is the WRC is six teenagers "wrestling" in their backyard being filmed by their dad and the two of the referees are tiny children (one who doesn't even bother to physically "count" the pin and just audibly counts to three). The guys all play different characters with names like Orange Sherbet (who wears orange, so I guess that's the whole gimmick), Philbert (who is either a guy who carries a bunny lawn ornament or the lawn ornament is named Philbert and the wrestler is just some guy), and Puppy Lover (they, thankfully didn't explain this one). They "wrestle" on trampolines and wear whatever they could find in pile of clothes that is meant for the Salvation Army (one guy wears the same white pants for two characters and has a large whole in the butt of the pants the entire time). If you are a traditional wrestling fan, this isn't for you. They do a few suplexes, but they clearly have zero training and minimal practice. If you are "Backyard Wrestling" fan, they don't hit the levels of violence and irrational risk you are expecting. There are some chair shots, trash cans, a cheese grater, etc. but the only things that really look gruesome are the terribly executed "wrestling maneuvers" with scary looking bumps (because they clearly watched ECW twice and figured that was all the training they needed) and the barbed-wire. This is a very bad wrestling video, but it has some serious value as a comedy. Some of it is intended, with purposefully bad commentary and characters, but the best parts are unintentional. This was made in some kids bedroom on whatever the 90's equivalent of I-Movie is: the video quality is bad, they consistently use dissolves to transition from scene to scene or splice together camera angles, and commentary and sound effects are clearly added in post-production (chair shots have sound effects pipped in). If you've seen early YouTube skits made by 14 year-old girls, this is essentially that mixed with Jackass. If you don't enjoy bad movies, laughing at how terrible the movie is, or watching Season 3 of NXT (with garbage like Aksana and Maxine) just to hear how little Micheal Cole cares exponentially decline, Splatter Ramage Wrestling is a zero out of ten. If you ever read a review for Wish Upon and felt the primal urge to watch it, there are way worse ways to spend 50 minutes.
