Six years after the mess that was Vampire Killer Barbys (1996) Jess Franco returns. Perhaps someone made a bet with him that he couldn't make a worse film than that!? Franco furthers the blotch on his legendary record with one of the worst films I've seen in a good decade. It's hard to believe he had anything to do with this.
The previous movie was bad but it followed your general formula and was at least watchable. Here there is barely a plot, the movie is full of random events, random sound effects and random coloured filters which make the whole thing even worse.
Silvia Superstar at least returns but oddly playing a different character, which is just yet another weird decision that makes this film so insanely bad.
I'm sure you could make some great drinking games out of this movie, but for entertainment you shall find none.
The Good:
Silvia Superstar is great
The Bad:
Awful cast/character decisions
SFX are awful
Dracula is embarrassing
Dreadful cinematography
Bizarre sound work
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
The Killer Barbys are a real band and this was the absolute worst way to showcase them
If you played a drinking game where you take a shot every time something makes no sense, every time there is a sound effect or light filter that doesn't fit the film..............you'd be dead within moments of the opening credits.
