Ninja Dragon

"Remove hats!" Gordon and his mate Dragon are a bit miffed when their business partner Fat Ronald gets his throat cut by a rival gang. Ronald's daughters Phoenix and Fanny take over the family business, but enemy Tiger Chan has guys working on the inside, so it's up to Dragon to protect Ronald's Fanny. "Kneel Down!" Gordon vows revenge in the only way he knows - by transforming in a ninja in a cloud of steam and defying gravity! As he (rather easily) wastes people in ninja battles, Dragon does the same in the other film. Did I say other film? Slip of the tongue there,because of course Ninja Dragon is a cohesive movie that makes complete sense, just like all Godfrey Ho films. "First Bow!" See: A man repeatedly smashing his face off of a rock until it is a pulp! Another man doing basically the same thing later on! A gunfight in a warehouse where bags of flour hang from the ceiling! Richard Harrison doing all his own stunts I'm sure! Sudden abrupt ending! "Second Bow!" This isn't quite as mental as you'd expect, and there's loads of gun play and the overuse of the word "Fanny", but you'll get your giggles here I'm sure. "Third Bow!"