Abducted II: The Reunion

People can come back to life. You should always go camping in designer outfits. The best way for a woman to get a helicopter pilot's attention is to take off your blouse and wave it, while running bare breasted through the forest. Transforming from meek submissive captive to spear throwing "Ramboette" in the blink of an eye is no problem. You can saw the head off an Elk without getting a drop of blood on yourself. Cave man Vern confirms that nut jobs want to skip foreplay entirely. Dan Haggerty and Jan Michael Vincent must have wanted to commit career suicide by being in this....... The film has few redeeming qualities, unless a Ram's head rolling down a mountainside counts for chuckles. The acting is bad, the story is stupid. Nice scenery though. - MERK