Dépucelage en série

This film contains every ingredient I've ever hated about an adult movie..slimy..tasteless..exploitative..but the worst crime of all is that it's boring! Paul Thomas pretends with a straight face to be narrating an educational movie about experiences of different girls when they lose their virginity and break their hymens. Jamie Gillis and John Leslie play teachers seduced by their under aged students, one of which is Traci Lords (still a crime in most states) for their first time. Worst are the scenes where the partners talk through every move. You would think it would last forever. Some might find it laughable. Thomas, Gillis, Byron and Lords improve this zero rate stuff well, but if the stars were Janey Smith and Jim Nobody it wouldn't even make it to theaters or even the video shelf. Save yourself some pain and avoid it. It doesn't help much that all the young "virgins" seem to already know a lot of different positions to have sex in.