60 Seconds to Di3

So you're captured by a psycho, or maybe a terrorist, or maybe you have discovered you have a really fast acting and really painful terminal disease, and you want to kill yourself quickly and relatively painlessly. Voila, just watch this or any of the other 60 second movies and you will die a relatively painless death from sheer boredom, and possibly embarrassment for the people who think they're acting. I say relatively painless, so you're going to have to expect a little pain, as much pain as bad acting and bad script writing can inflict. But it's not a bad way to go when you think about it, I mean the movie is not that painful compared to say getting eaten by piranhas, or falling into a person-sized meat grinder, we're getting torn apart by angry baboons (actually even happy baboons tearing you apart would be kind of painful I guess).

It also makes suicide pacts very easy to complete, as you just tell yourself to the other person and don't leave the living room while it's playing.

Big warning however, those who discover your body(s) might be in danger if the movie is still playing. This would of course be acceptable if it was your mother-in-law but be kind to firemen and ambulance people and make sure you have some kind of dead man switch to shut the movie off when you kick.