Fixing Joe

There aren't many tv shows in the world that I WOULDN'T rather watch than this hot piece of dumpster trash. Why would anyone ever give two schpeckles of their time to watch Joe Matarese navigate his boring, vanilla, "meat and potatoes" family life?

I have a theory that Joe agreed to do this show without actually knowing a single detail of what it would turn out to be. All he heard was that he would be getting a paycheck, and he immediately checked out of that conversation while exploring in his mind on all of the great ways he could spend this money, like flying first class to and from his comedy gigs rather than sitting with the pleebs in coach.

Shut it down.