Los amantes astronautas

{EDIT: I haven't reported the people who deleted my review to IMDb, but I shall do if it gets taken down again. Just because you disagree with an opinion doesn't mean you can delete a review}

I put up with this inconsequential rubbish for forty minutes. I clicked to have a look at how much more of the film there was to go and realised I would never be able to stand it for another seventy minutes more and flicked out.

The two leads were attractive but the shadow boxing around whether they'd get it on or not grated after a while. Teasing and barbed, clever small talk just started to get on my nerves.

Another problem was that there was so much dialogue that the subtitles flashed up for such a short time per sentence that I had to concentrate on them and not on the action or the characters on the screen. I speak and understand some Spanish but this was beyond me.

So, I have no idea if the two lads got it on together and I don't care.

Marco Berget is become a cliché of himself. I loved The Blond One but since then his output has been zilch that's interesting. I actually wondered if the actors were embarrassed about having to speak these dreadful lines.

Don't waste your time.