My Darling Girl

Dubious plot lines are trotted out for this trio of mother/daughter faux incest tales, courtesy of an Adult Time VOD.

Most contrived (dare I say stupid?) story premise is for "She's My Darling Girl!" in which two, count 'em, two stepmothers vie for the attention of cute Lily Larimar. Kayla Paige divorced Lily's real mom, who then married Kit Mercer, also since divorced. So Lily lives with Kit but Kayla keeps visiting and butting in. (Scene features no cameo from the missing mom, unfortunately).

So as the mature ladies bicker over who the kid should live with (and love, hint, hint), Lily has the solution: a lesbian threesome with more faux incest than you can shake a stick at.

I kept thinking this was perhaps a sinister anti-LGBTQ+ propaganda piece to show the harmful results of marriage-equality, etc. No, it's merely a farfetched and stupid sex scene from producer Bree Mills and her untalented staff writer Midnight.

The three blonde actresses assume awkward positions humping away together on a couch and somehow Kayla manages to keep her bra on throughout (disappointing a fan like me).

Final vignette is silliness squared. Story is sort of recited by flat-chested young actress Liz Jordan, who likes to talk to herself out loud, presumably. She's on-line at her laptop searching for a birthday present for mom Silvia Saige and finds a personal massager item to buy.

Silvia unwraps the present (very sloppily, a poorly directed scene that should have had a retake) and is shocked to find a sex toy. She carefully explains what it really is and then offers to demonstrate its use and soon Liz is having multiple orgasms.

The lousy scene has its charming moments, as when Silvia undresses Liz and remarks at the kid's extreme tan-line breasts (basically a flat chest), it seeming more like an actress observing her assigned screen sex partner for the first time than a mother with her daughter.