Nudes in Tartan is what it says. Set in London, the lewd and rude girls in this film scam and scrape their way however they can to pay the rent and have money to eat (and get drunk). They have no sexual morals and even worse dress sense, and their artistic talents seem wasted on a society that doesn't want them. Yet, in spite of all that, they are colorful and full of life. Would you want them as your girlfriend or daughter? No,way! But maybe a night in their company would be memorable. This film is totally off-the-wall and sick, but I was not bored,and I certainly did not fall asleep watching the ludicrous antics these English girls got up to just to make a living. Hard times are upon us,but God help us if we all have to live like this! SUMMARY - Fun and really stupid, but memorable for the sex scene.