Secret Cravings

It's a fact that most of Adult Cinema's top performers sign for both quality, story-driven productions and gonzo crap, one supposes as long as the money is right. Jay Allan delivers both types of porn, but consistently with hack results, as in this all-sex Adam & Eve vignettes release boasting many a big femme name.

Result is of zero interest, with Riley Reid getting her hubby Dane Cross to hotwife her with stud Richie Calhoun. Director Allan has Dane sitting in the corner watching the couple hump, a very boring variation on the niche genre about cuckolding.

A particularly dumb scene has Casey Calvert stalking Will Powers and then suddenly having sex with him -no seduction, just sex.

Interracial sex features Ana Foxxx and Tyler Nixon, while an obligatory lesbian scene has Zoey Monroe and Maddy O'Reilly going through the motions.

Auteur Allan's pretentiousness is evident in the bloated 75-minute BTS featurette where we hear the boast "we're two years ahead" of everyone in the Adult industry. What he delivers is boring, unimaginative sex footage with the annoying "artsy" device of blurry out-of-focus objects in the foreground, the type of junk sometimes used to hide penetration in softcore Cable versions of porn.