Titney Spheres: Road to Ruin

Though mainly devoted to indulging owner Paul Chaplin's sex fantasies, Bluebird Films of London made its name briefly via expensive porn parodies of Batman and Bonnie & Clyde. This takeoff on the career of Britney Spears is merely filler, an elaboration on a tv series Michelle Thorne made a decade before.

Its 3-1/2 hour running time contains seven vignettes of Thorne as a top-heavy British variant on the pop singer, acting like a diva amidst wall-to-wall gonzo sex action. It has the Bluebird house trademark of an overabundance of actresses on the payroll (15 ladies on screen) with many of them cast as mere eye candy standing around in the background while the XXX action takes place in the foreground.

Besides an overdose of Thorne on screen, several other Bluebird regulars make an impression, including Anna Lovato as a nurse in hospital forced into sex by a typically under the influence Titney; Gemma Massey as a hair stylist confronted with the star's bizarre request to have her head shaved (to avoid recognition by the dreaded paparazzi) and Kaia Kane as Titney's abused p.a.