In the spirit of PWG's "Mystery Vortex" this was a holiday, apparently debauched, clearly raucous show w/ an unfortunate appearance of 'The Dirty Sanchez. ' Indeed, I don't find appealing these foulest of body mechanics, and it's certainly not 'Progress, ' but perhaps that's a regular gimmick of J Sexsmith matches. If it is, count me a non-fan of his second-rate D Dino routine. Regardless, it's now out-there and surely coming soon to a DDT show. Is it mandatory for European feds to have party-boy tag teams like FSU, Midnight Ravers, Hot and Spicy, etc. ? I bet Mojo Rawley is jealous of the reaction E Dennis gets. W/ the dissemination of Paige's parties I wonder if all involved in such gimmicks as 'the S Pacific Power Trip' engage in menages? Well, to be married that young and participating in the pro wrestling world I'll assume there are certain arrangements. T Storm evokes a slighter B Phoenix, but she has the potential to be a better worker. She's only 21, and I was impressed that she wasn't completely overwhelmed by her majesty, Io Shirai, in their multiple matches. I like TS's leg-hook German, and this was tighter than the majority of women's bouts. Speaking of names, whether it's Diesel, the dude from Osaka, or this joke in Progress, anyone nicknamed 'The Bodyguard' sucks. The tag title was alright - Scurll was too much the panderer tonight to wear trunks appelled 'the Villain, ' but I'm a fan of J Davis as I think he conveys someone who lays it all on the line, ie. his tope suicida. For a man his size, Fabian can move awfully well on-the-ropes, though he needs to polish himself or he'll find himself not-over and off shows, kinda like Gran Mettalik. I wish more of Dunne's matches were bruisefests instead of this typical indie showcase. The Main event and subsequent angle reuniting the 'Swords of Essex' was great stuff and it was rewarding to have waded through all the irreverency to reach the end in which we'r eleft w/ strong heel heat. 7. 25