Larry Hagman: [voice-over] Tonight, get ready... for the most spectacular reunion of all time! It's the Dallas Reunion... The Return to Southfork. It was the greatest drama series of all time. Filled with thrilling action...
[oil-well explodes]
Larry Hagman: scandalous sex...
Lucy Ewing: [with Ray in the hay-loft] You ever call her Lucy by mistake?
Ray Krebbs: No...
Lucy Ewing: Call me her name...
Larry Hagman: And the most famous event in prime-time television history!
[J.R. gets shot]
Larry Hagman: I'm Larry Hagman. Join me and the original cast of Dallas as we return to Southfork for a one of a kind Texas-sized family reunion.
Jock Ewing: Reunion? What do you mean 'reunion'?
Larry Hagman: We'll remember the exciting cliffhangers...
[Pamela's red Mercedes hits the truck]
Larry Hagman: the shocking plot twists...
Bobby Ewing: [Pam enters bathroom where Bobby is showering] Good morning.
[so Bobby's death was all just a dream]
Larry Hagman: And of course the man that everybody loved to hate... J.R. Ewing.
Sue Ellen Ewing: [confronting J.R] Which slut are you gonna stay with tonight?
J.R. Ewing: Whoever it is, it's got to be more interesting than the slut I'm looking at right now.
Larry Hagman: Plus, we'll show you some never-seen-before scene outtakes, on-set practical jokes, my own personal home movies... and even some brand-new surprises.