Strap-On Adventure

This is one of the dullest sex movies ever produced. Yes, it features two of the hottest 'scream queens' doing what they've never done before; but the production values and sex scenes are just about as dull as dishwater. The cameraman/producer shot this little outing with a shaky camcorder in an unlit bedroom room without any thought to angles or making the girls look marginally pretty. Like he's suffering from a mild case of Palsey, his rambling hand-held lens shakes uncontrollably as he takes aim on Lorissa's genitals and just stays there for minutes at a clip. No cut-aways, no interesting shots; just one nausea-inducing picture that hardly ever remains still enough to give the audience a good look.

And both Lorissa McComas and Julie K. Smith appear like they'd prefer to be anywhere else. So don't waste your time. This one's an all out loser.