Tale of Two Titties

An incompetent porn video, this one uses a gimmick I used to enjoy seeing in softcore drive-in movies back in the day -a couple of schlubs pretend to be movie producers and invite a bunch of beauties to audition for them in some mansion (not theirs) and casting couch sex results. Doing it hardcore is lazy, and uninteresting because the drive-in shows at least delivered comedy antics. Once again, XXX is the crutch that takes over a project and yields nothing but XXX content.

Biff Malibu (who also produced and co-directed) and Wayne Summers work the cleanup crew at an office building and find photos of women with their phone numbers in a desk drawer, inducing them to perpetrate this fraud. Poor screenplay, loaded with dumb improvised dialogue, has Randy West along for the ride with them, not properly explained.

To justfy the feature's title, Chessie Moore has a big role with her big hooters on display, but she's not the kinky Chessie fans know and love. Sex scenes are routine, except for that "cums in her eye" shtick that serious pornographers avoid (I assume because they have to pay the model extra for this production no-no).

Surprise ending is set up well, but stupid nonetheless. For fans of talented Kimberly Kane -watch out, as this movie features an earlier blonde actress who used that same stage name.