The most astounding and even downright perplexing observation regarding "Escape from Galaxy 3" is that all the many cast members and extras - and I assume these were all mentally sane people - deliberately agreed to walk around in ridiculously infantile costumes and speak the most nonsensical lines aloud! Were they not embarrassed? Did they not fear their relatives and friends would make fun of them for the rest of their lives? Or could it be they were genuinely believing they were part of something great? Maybe some sly Italian producer persuaded everyone this would become ten times more successful than "Star Wars"...
Although I'm not sure it's official, "Escape from Galaxy 3" is often referred to as sequel to Luigi Cozzi's "Star Crash". I don't remember a lot about that one, except that it was also an utterly deranged George Lucas rip-off, but a lot of fun to watch and starring a handful of stellar names like Caroline Munro, Christopher Plummer, and - oh yeah - David Hasselhoff. The wannabe sequel hasn't got any famous names, and even less budget.
In a galaxy far, far away (obviously the synopsis must begin like this) two interstellar tribes are at war. The evil tribe is led by a black guy with a golden beard, a preposterous costume, and a sort of Nazi henchman. The amiable tribe has a king with an oversized crown and an unearthly beautiful daughter named Princess Belle Star (she sure is!). The horrible war is illustrated through a lot of pew-pew with lasers and miniature toy-spaceships flying in front of colorful backgrounds that must have been drawn by the kindergarten class next door to the film studios. Since the tribe with the nice people is losing, the king sends his daughter and 1st commander away on a mission to seek allies in the galaxy. However, the two end up on Earth which was supposedly extinct after a nuclear war many centuries ago. Purely coincidental, I reckon, the duo does land amidst a tribe of human survivors that live primitively, and for some strange and inexplicable reason only hot women and hunky blokes live here. Belle Star and her boy learn about the joy of kissing and caressing, and they forget about their mission. In the end, sex saves the galaxy!
If the plot sounds absurd and idiotic, I can assure you sitting through the movie is actually worse! "Escape from Galaxy 3" must be one of the dumbest and mind-numbing movies I ever watched, but somehow you keep gazing at the lovely lead actress Sherry Buchanan in her hypnotizing outfits and forgive all the goofiness.
