Flesh and Bullets

Needless to say that I hadn't heard about this 1985 movie titled "Flesh and Bullets" prior to stumbling upon it here in 2024. And with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, much less actually heard about, of course I opted to check out what writer and director Carlos Tobalina had to offer.

Turns out that it wasn't really all that much. Sure, it was a pretty straightforward storyline. But the movie was just so terribly constructed and even worse so edited that it was a difficult movie to sit through. It felt like writer and director Carlos Tobalina virtually had no sense of how to compile a movie and give it a natural flow.

The acting performances in the movie were pretty wooden and rigid. The delivery of the dialogue, which was laughably poorly written by the way, was done pretty much without much of any conviction. So it was a rather lackluster experience to bear witness to the performances on the screen. The movie actually have some familiar faces on the cast list, but not in any leading roles though. The movie had the likes of Cesar Romero, Yvonne De Carlo and Robert Z'Dar on the cast list.

The lovemaking scenes were particularly cringeworthy, especially the extreme moaning and groaning that was going on.

The editing in the movie was rather brutal. The movie had really abrupt cuts between scenes and it made the narrative feel like it was limping around most of the time.

"Flesh and Bullets" was by no means a cinematic masterpiece that I had been missing out on for the past 39 years, by not watching it before here in 2024. And believe me when I say that this is definitely not a movie that I will ever return to watch a second time. Nor is it a movie that I would recommend for you to waste your time, money and effort on.

My rating of writer and director Carlos Tobalina's 1985 movie "Flesh and Bullets" lands on a most generous two out of ten stars.